Score: 10

"A CadillacClock flash (with the Clock Crew)"

submission: Merry Christmas (IDWTFT)

date: December 30, 2008

Those are my favourite kind!

Score: 10

"Happy Merry Gathering"

submission: ph33r FlmGrldChcknSndwchC

date: April 30, 2008

A delightful flash Albino. I enjoyed the Grill Chicken and the Sandwich.

Score: 10

"Damn n***a... I'm gettin teary-eyed here."

submission: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

date: January 15, 2008

I love you GreyClock, I fuckin' love you man. No homo.

Score: 10

"GreyClock, I miss you. I loved you, why leave?"

submission: RupeeClock and Friends

date: December 12, 2007

Remember the time we put tacks on ol' piney's chair? The time we spent together throughout all fresh mean year? Do you remember? I do, I miss you and those days. I miss the Eiffel Tower and what we used to share. Nothing could be more romantic than the time we had, nothing. Baby, I'm drunk, on love.

Score: 10

"Oh my... Grey, Ass Pirate..."

submission: Update the Fascist Pig

date: August 22, 2007

Where did we go wrong? Was it to much love or to little? Morbid malevolence for your own perverted pleasures. How dare you stain the name of the Clock Crew with such a distasteful and disgusting flash animation. God help you young lads.

Score: 10

"Happy Clock Day King"

submission: The Cirkus

date: August 14, 2007

God bless us, everyone.

Score: 10

"A man's chief quality is courage!"

submission: Emasculation

date: April 21, 2007

Historically, it has been reported that armies emasculated enemy warriors to humiliate them, to seize their power and to make it impossible for them to reproduce. Often foreskins, penises, scrotums or all were collected to count the dead after battles.

By extension, the word has also come to mean “to socially render a male less of a man,” or “to make a male feel himself to be less of a man by subjecting him to humiliation.” This metaphorical usage of the word is much more common than the application of its literal meaning. It can also mean the reduction or removal of force behind a statute or legislation.

Thank God I've still got my cock.

Score: 10

"Seriously"

submission: LL- Ultimate Anime Collab

date: April 14, 2007

Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.

Score: 10

"O' Grey, you will be missed."

submission: Rest in Peace, GreyClock

date: March 5, 2007

He was like a Brother, I've had the privilege of knowing Grey for the last four years. I'm very glad I've had the privilege of knowing him.

The Clock Crew will never be the same with out you, GreyClock.

Score: 10

"To SoupClock,"

submission: Drive Drive Revolution 5

date: October 26, 2006

A question has plagued me, since I have laid my delicate eyes upon your bosom only three years ago. I ask you this now, after years of searching with out leads, what soup is contained within you? Is it Turtle? Mung? Olskoo? Horse?

Sincerely, CadillacClock